Greeting Cards

Where's the Tylenol | Holiday Card

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There are Christmas classics, and then there's Christmas Vacation. After the kids are tucked in and after Santa makes his visit, you'll find me watching Clark and Eddie for the 334th time with a little Christmas bourbon to warm me up. Merry Christmas!

This makes a perfect pairing with our Merry Christmas from the Jolliest Bunch of Assholes card.

All cards are available in two sizes - Large (4.5" x 6.25") and Mini (3.5" x 5"). All cards include an envelope and protective sleeve. They’re packed individually by hand. The inside of the card is blank for your unique message. Printed on ultra-quality, luxurious linen paper sustainably sourced in the USA. 

All Anvil Cards are drawn, designed, printed, folded and packed in our studio in Houston, Texas.

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